Even though our team didn't make it to the superbowl "again", I would say that poetic justice was achieved when the whole night was a flop, starting with Christina Aguilera's flibber, to the weak-ass ads, (although the one where the guy licks the cheese off the dude's fingers had me rolling.) to the tepid half-time show(why did Fergie feel the need to rub herself all over my man like that-sooooo inapropriate! Say what you will about Axle Rose, but she DID NOT do him justice.) And THANK THE GOOD LORD I MISSED THE DAMN KARDASHIAN COMMERCIAL. Yes, God is GOOD!
Anyway...Congrats Green Bay-but this is not the purpose of my return after an unexpected hiatus. It is to let the world know that I have begun tweeting, and also to apologize in advance for the "ahem" inconvenience that this may have caused some of my friends, past and present...who may recognize themselves in one or more of my scribes.
First and foremost: all names, dates and places have been altered to protect the not-so-innocent. If you recognize yourself and are offended, I apologize...but, if you're mad now...whatchu gon' do when the book comes out?
Ha ha!!!! Deucessssssss!!!!
